Covid-19 For Dummies

What is Covid-19 exactly?

COVID-19 is the disease caused by a new strain of Coronavirus that originated from a wet market in Wuhan, China.

How did it start?

It is believed that Covid-19 became what it is because of the disgusting and unsanitary practices of animal slaughter and cross-contamination in China. It is believed that the virus originated from either bats or pangolins, which are considered delicacies. The virus transferred from animal to human, and because of how contagious it is, it spread rapidly and infected thousands in a very short period of time.

Why would anyone eat this ugly ass mf?

What are the symptoms?

COVID-19 symptoms include cough, fever and shortness of breath. COVID-19 can be severe, and some cases have caused death.

How is it spread?

Through dumb humans. Many of us are carrying the virus around without any symptoms. So when you go visit a friend, or go to Home Depot or a mall because you are bored, you run the risk of infecting others or being infected. The virus lives on surfaces and is airborne. Every time someone coughs or sneezes, the virus can live in that area for an undetermined period of time. Then you touch it or breathe it in and take it back home to your poor and innocent granny.

What can we do to prevent the spread of Covid-19?

Shelter in place: Keep your dumb ass in the house! If you are not running to a pharmacy or grocery store, there’s no need for you to be out in public.

Wash your hands: Soap, water, and common sense go a long way! Don’t touch a damn thing, especially your face or food if you haven’t washed your germ infested hands. You should have been doing this before the virus, but whatever……🙄

Stop hoarding: Why the hell do you need a ten year supply of hand sanitizer and disinfectant wipes? If you hoard them away from everyone else, that gives your community less supplies to combat the spread of the virus. You geniuses are even hoarding toilet paper. If an impending zombie apocalypse ever comes, you rocket scientists will fight them off with a roll of Angel Soft, huh? I can just see Rick and Michonne’s faces now…..

So, let’s sum this obvious and easily Googled information up for you rocket scientists.

KEEP YOUR DUMB ASS IN THE HOUSE unless you absolutely need to re-up on supplies. Use common sense and wash your damn hands, cover your coughs and sneezes and for the love of God leave some of those disinfectants on the shelf for others! Also, other people would like to wipe their asses during the quarantine as well. Stop bulk buying all the damn toilet tissue, please and thank you!

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